the life of hips

a few more conclusions:

1. i'm sleepy and sick, and i blame it on you.
2. i'm an emotional girl
3. something someone did upset me, but i dont know how to say it to that someone
4. people can't compare two completely unlike things
5. from now on i need to do only what i want to.
6. ooh, but i am excited about my tax refund.
7. oh, and i have to go to the suckysucky dentist.
8. i'm dying because i'm sick
9. dyyyyying.

i hate it when you get really sleepy around 12, but it's 3 and you still haven't fallen asleep...

hoorah for me!

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i'm sick. this bites.

i go to lunch with will on wednesday. i got lectured for taking other people with me.
here's to hoping that it goes okay.

i really want some mexican food.
anyone wanna be my date?

maybe i am bipolar.

i'm so sick of it all.

I beat Super Mario Brothers 3. You can all rejoice now.

Okay, here goes trying to make an update without pictures. who knows how I will do, but i am willing to make the effort, so long as you kids will comment.
Okay, so I have been here in memphy a little over two and a half weeks so far, and i must say that it has been getting much better than it was last semester. I have gone to steak n shake and walmart far too many times to count. also, i have been playing super mario brothers 3 for the longest time, and have beat every single level in all eight of the worlds, except for the very last one. so that makes for a very frustruating time. if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know, because i would loooove to beat the evil man and marry mario. (sorry brian). Classes are going okay. none of them seem to be insanely difficult, but none of them are just terrible hard either, so ya know. i've been super busy with people lately, so if i havent talked to you, then i apoligize, you'll survive. um... i think i have add though, because this entry isnt even interesting enough for me to continue writing, so i am sorry that you have been reading this far.
ew ew ew. we found a roach in our room last night. i squealed like the little girl i am. thank goodness kiki was out in the hall to save us from the killer roach, which is now resting peacefully flushed down the toilet. Had Macallister's world famous sweet tea today. it was delightful. well now i am out to get cookie dough. peace homies.
i promise more upadtes in the future. in return for more comments.

I have to let you guys know that I have a problem. a drinking problem. People first noticed at my brother's rehearsal dinner:


Then today, whilst sydney was cleaning, we noticed it again:

Please. As you can see, I need help. Or more to drink.

Anyhoo, while we (and by we I mean sydney) were cleaning, i snapped a few pictures.
Sydney in action:


Me in action:


And I leave you with a final picture that shows what Scout does every day:

goes through my clothes. She needs help. serious help. she can't quit this one cold turkey.

My three latest realizations:

1.Everything is my fault
2. Bugs are out to kill me. That, or take over my room.
3. Boys suck. Don't fight me on this one. you know it's true.

And now I am gone to have nightmares of roaches....
ewww. i need serious help.

So, since apparently, all I ever post in this thing are pictures, that means that I have more.
But oh right, just to rub this in, I don't have class tomorrow. woohoo!
And also, I have to send props (yes, props) to haloscan for takin over blogspeak and keeping all my comments and such, and so now you guys better hip me back (that means comment)
And now onto the pictures....

For the past at least three days, Scout and I have been going to Mecca for me. if you can't guess what that place is for me without a picture, then you don't even know me, but here is something that should give it away


Also, Scout decided to show off her mad balancing skills by balancing a Reese's on her head before she ate it


Today, Scout, Will and I went to lunch at the TigerDen, it was an okay time, and then it just became miserable. Needless to say, Will and I will never meet for lunch again.


So that was about it to my day.

I have seriously got to stop eating as much as I do. I'm gonna go home and be too big to get up the stairs before I know it. now, remember the beginning and leave me a comment. if i know that someone reads this thing, then maybe i will actually want to write. jeez.
anyhoo, love you all. have a swell friday. (no classes!)

Go to lindsey's site and see the picture of her...

well, i found the original picture.

brian, i am sorry. she played you like you played me.

for any of you kids who read lindsey's site at gay livejournal, then don't listen to her. i refuse to be assigned a princess without my own consent. Assigning me Snow White is ridiculous. do i have black hair? no.....
do i sleep with seven short men? no, at least not all at once. and yeah....
i don't really know where i am going with this, but yeah...
i quit. and apparently since once you post something in your journal, it is official. my resignation from the club is official. you princesses have fun being in distress, but as for me, i'm off to rescue my prince (much like in mulan, but they don't care about her, so shhhh)

eeee! at 1 o clock, I have my first speech in oral comm! i'm talkin about molokai, so hopefully it'll be okay, but gee golly, i dont know. everyone wish me luck! i'm nervous! oi vey!

So as we were walking out the door to go pick up Brian, the door closes, and the cross falls off the wall

So a normal light switch looks like this

But of course now ours looks like this

Aww, but it was super exciting because bribri brought me pretty things...

And so this is clearly a picture of how we feel about each other


*sidenote*(also a vomit warning for tammy)-
boy, i want to thank you for the greatest weekend pretty much ever. you mean more to me than you will ever know, and this weekend was more than i could have ever wanted. i think it'll be another two weeks til i eat more salsa and see you. thanks for being patient with me when i was freakin' out and when i stole the remote. you are amazing. so amazing. and i love you. always and forever. gosh, i'm gonna stop before i make someone sick. and don't worry, i stopped crying, and i am sorry you had to see me like that, crying enough for the both of us. gosh i love you.
*sidenote ended*

Princess Scout was in trouble.


The Silent Ninjas knew that it was their job to rescue her.



For this task however, they would definitely have to be undercover. They disguised themselves as two ordinary college freshman. They followed the treasure map to the evil lair of K Roger. First, Agent Bluebird picked up a knife, so they could defend themselves if any "clerks" got out of hand.



First off, however, they needed some energy. They found delightful snacks, as well as something to wash it down with.




K Roger thought that he could be smart and distract us with men.

Agent Canary got a little too excited and wanted to show off her package.

Thankfully, Agent Bluebird called in for backup. Aunt Jemima wasn't available, so they got the one in training, Mrs. Butterworth.

Now, Princess Scout was a clean princess, so they looked in the first natural place, The Pet Select PeePee Super Strength Stain and Odor Remover.

Unluckily she was not there. Almost giving up on the mission, Canary went shopping to find what bib was the most appealing on her. Bluebird had an accident. Thank goodness Mrs. Butterworth was there to help them pull themselves together, and to clean up Bluebird's mess. Canary got her bib and Bluebird felt dry, this night a success so far.

But wait! Oh no! Where is Princess Scout??
They racked their brains as to where she would be. The frozen foods were too cold, the pasta section too fattening. Then they knew. They remembered a commercial they had seen recently. It showed a woman crawling up for Guacamole Doritos. They knew exactly where to go. Bluebird crawled up the "thirty" foot wall of chips.

There was Miniature Princess Scout just awaiting on her rescuers. They then flew away to safety.

So all in all it was an eventful day. They all went back to the Towers to relax and play Idiot. The game of champions. What is idiot you may ask. Well, look who's asking....

So here I am back in Memphy. Well, I have been back since Wednesday, but too busy/lazy to update. Hrm, classes began today for everyone, so I am a little bored. Woke up at 11, and have been sitting around since then. Memphy seems better than it has, I've had a fun few nights in Memphy, so let's see.
Wednesday....
I got here at like 4 to a dorm with no power, but somehow, the magical elevators were working. So good ole Scout comes down and helps me to load up all of my stuff. Once we get it all in my room, Jak is walking by so that she can go get some oyster crackers, but for some reason she just stays in my room. So Wednesday night we go to Wal-Mart so Scout can get some stuff, and from there we go to Steak and Shake, since Jak was a Steak and Shake virgin.

That was pretty much our night right there.
So Thursday comes along, and I have no idea what all I did during that day, maybe I cleaned who really knows... But that night Jak invited her current boytoy over (Drew) so that they could hang out, but for some reason, they ended hanging out in my room so we could all play Super Mario Brothers 3 and do absolutely nothing. So then I felt like being a nice roommate, so I did all of Sydney's laundry she had left over before break, and Jak did hers. While we were doing this, we decided that we wanted cinnamon rolls, so we go to Wal-Mart, and got some, made 'em, and ate 'em... mmm....
Along comes Friday. That evening, Scout and I decided to go to the mall. I wanted to go to find clothes, but she apparently wanted to go to find a high school boy to ask her to go to prom. I get a shirt, which i dedicate to my dearest mother.

Then, after the mall, we go back to Towers. Jak and Scout put on shirts that belong to me, and we call Drew up, and then we all go to Steak and Shake. Mmmm.... cheese fries... Then there is some swing dancing. It was our waitress' birthday, so we went across the street to Wal-Mart and bought her flowers and cupcakes. And I guess that is all to really say about Friday
Saturday, Lindsey and Sydney got back, so that was great fun, and then there was Sunday, and now here we are with Monday. Since Sydney has gotten back, we have won a game of Trivial Pursuit, and two games of Cranium. We have neve lost. If anyone would like to challenge our Cranium skills, just let me know, and it is on.

Okay, but my dad was talking today, and it is cool that they are married. The last thing my dad heard them say before they got driven to Dallas was my brother saying to the driver: "Hi, I'm Sam, and this is my wife, Lynette". You gotta admit that is a nice last thing to hear your son/brother say...

ew.

my brother is officially married.

yuck.

Well Tammy and i worked on a story about me helping her pack... this is what we came up with, she put it up on her site forever ago, but i just now had the chance. so here ya go. hope it entertains you, and i laugh at all you kids with dialup and how long this takes to load...


Smirnoff from Heaven.


One day, Hips and Tamzilla decided to pack. But by pack, they mean Hips would pack while Tamzilla jams on her awesome melodian (What? You've never heard of a melodian? Where have you been? All the cool kids have them now.)



Whilst cleaning off a shelf, Tamzilla found a binder, in which she saved all of her emails from when she was a loser (no, not last year... from her old HH days). There were different sections in it such as "Funnies" and sections from certain people. The last section, which was definitely something that Hips could relate to, was entitled "Asian Pride". That is when you know someone is truly Fobulous... When they save e-mails and label them as "Asian Pride".



Lubricated condoms are gross. They kinda smell bad too. Tamzilla contributed one from her stash (which she got from Alkie who got them from GW Bush's nephew. So essentially, it's a Bush condom. Haha... Bush. Get it?) Anyway, they took one out so that we could feel the "Ultra ribbed-ness" it claimed to have. Instead, they got lubed. And lubricant is not exactly something you would want to have all over your hands. But then again, the purpose of condoms isn't really to be filled up with water and thrown at each other. But they must say, condoms can double as water balloons. However, they must ask that if you use one for one purpose, then please don't use it for the other.



Hats are funny. Wait, no. Tamzilla's hats are funny. Wait. Anything Tamzilla has is funny. Especially her face. Anyway. Not much needs to be said about that. Just look, and you will know.



Hips' hips are huge. Too bad her face doesn't match. Just look at the glasses.



The name Jenga sounds Asian, which makes sense since Tamzilla likes it so much.



Just for the record, Tamzilla and Hips are now experts on how to get to Steak 'n' Shake (or Shake 'n' Steak as Tamzilla calls it). You could either go down Caruthers until it dead ends with no lights (where it is fun to whisper) or you can go one more exit down, where it is on the left. Yeah. That was a fun hour. Mmmm. Cheese Fries...



Oh, so did you know? Tamzilla went to Africa to vist her friend Simba. She loves to befriend wild animals. She also loves the sun setting in the background.



Showers are very difficult to take when there are boxes filling the bathtub. And when you have all your clothes on. And when there’s no water. But it was okay. Hips had a loofah. Loofahs make everything okay.



So, about 14 crappily packed boxes later, the fun was discovered. As Tamzilla was going through her closet, she came across three bottles of alcohol in a Smirnoff case [though two of the bottles were Mike's Hard Lemonade]. She had absolutely no idea where they were from and how on Earth they got into the back of her closet. That's when Hips and Tamzilla decided that Smirnoff comes from Heaven. At least the kind you find in closets. And that's when they decided to spruce the night up a little and make the night even more fun... And they don’t remember much after that.



The end.

Tamzilla and Hips hopes your new year is filled with Smirnoff falling from Heaven. We love you.