the life of hips

moly is sleepy.
waking up in: 5 hours.
hitting the road in: 6 hours.
seeing my amazingly great boyfriend: uh, 18 hoursish..
murdering lindsey: any minute now...
haha, i heart you linds.
hurrah for nashvegas.

yay for nashville!

tomorrow morning me and skidmarks are driving to good ole nashvegas
and i am excited because:
-i want some fido.
-i wanna shop.
-i get to meet sissy's boyfriend.
-i get to see my wonderfully amazing boyfriend.

what a good weekend this will be. hurrah!

so tonight i cried again. i hate it here. i really do

will you help me?

okay, it isn't making the whole college thing any easier to hear that people who have lived in memphis their whole lives and actually think it is cool want to transfer. ahhh... makes me hate it here even more

what am i gonna do?

what should i do??

tammy

green and albie to get hitched.

july 2004

does that mean dropkicking is on its way?

hurrah. we just got in from another fire drill.

i make me sad...


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so you might want to stay away from me...

these quizzes are weird...


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wow. this has been an amazing weekend. i love nashville even more now.

and just so all you kiddies know, kissing in the rain is even better than you think.

and with that, i am off to bed.

lindsey, i just want you to know that i am here for you.
i love you.
my thoughts are with you.

I'm gonna be like Tamzilla, and do the Friday Five.... but there isn't one this week, so yay for the old one!

1. What vehicle do you drive? 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee

2. How long have you had it? Since August 3rd, 2002

3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle? um, everything. duh. it's a me car.

4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?that it always seems to drive on top of curbs

5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now? lexus sc 430... ooooh. pretty.

sometimes i get sad.

i may know what i need, but i don't necesarily want that.

i may know what i want, but i don't necesarily need that.

what is a girl to do?

I am worth exactly: $2,168,490.00.

What are you worth??

and of course by going to sleep at 7 am, i meant 8:30... and that i'd clearly wake up by 9.... poor me...

yes. it is 6:55am. woohoo. finished my paper finally. and now i get to sleep for two hours. hurrah.

but first i must tell you our fire drill status:

October 23: 1:00 am
October 23: 12:05 am
October 20: 1:00 pm
October 19: 10:00 pm
October 19: 7:00 pm
October 19: 5:30 pm
October 19: 4:00 pm
October 19: 8:00 am
October 19: 12:00 am
once sometime when I got Krispy Kreme
once at 4 am when I was out of town
once my first weekend back (on a Sunday)
once my first night in the second dorm room (on a Thursday)
once my fifth night in the first dorm room (on a Tuesday)
once my third night in the first dorm room (on a Sunday)

So yes, ladies and gents, that is 15 times in less than two months... and those are the ones that I was here fore (minus the 4 am one)... just think of all the other ones there have been. gee whiz.... is it really that much fun to pull a fire alarm?

night kiddos. 7 am = time for bed.

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hm.... how interesting...

doesn't that make you love me even more?

I must inform all of you that someone new has a 'blog'. It is dedicated to me. And I know that all of you love me, so as fast as you can all of you must admit you love Molly.

Molly is the greatest

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your best friend thinks	You smell like rotten fish
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so now i know how you really feel about me...

hm.... I have decided that Jessica Simpson makes me feel s-m-r-t. Yes. Yes she does. Some of my favorite quotes:

"You mean buffalo wings aren't really made from buffalos' wings?"

"Wait, so is the brand Chicken of the Sea chicken, or tuna?"

"I'm 23, which is almost 25, which is almost mid-20's"


On a side note, roomie has informed me that she is going to ULR next year (University of Little Rock). That means that I have no one to be roomies with, so out of the four bedroom apartment I will be living in, I will not know three of the people. Hm, that isn't too exciting. It also means that the person I am closest to won't be here. But let's not think about me right now. It also means that she will be closer to home, closer to her friends, closer to her boyfriend, and she will be happier. That in turn makes me happy. Yeah, tomorrow (Wed) I have calc and sex class, so i get out at 1, which is when i need to go and do my computer labs, I have to be at work at 4, work until close (11 or later), then come home, and I have a 2000 word paper that I have to have finished by like 9:00 AM. yay! and i haven't started! even more yay! raise your hand if you are screwed.... (i am currently raising my hand if you are reading this).... okay. anyways. I love you, and you love me, but I don't wanna be in your family... to know I share genes with you would be far too horrific. and i'm out.

CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003

So, today I was thinking... are men the new coffee? Think about it. It has been seen as trendy to go out and get coffee. It's what you do on a friday night out with the girls. You do it to be cool. You do it to blend in. You can either go, and order something generic and expected, or you can pick out what you want in every which way. When one thinks about the last drink they got at Starbucks, they could easily compare that to a man they would choose to date. Watch a girl go out to get coffee there. She will order a Grande Lowfat Decaf Latte with Whipped Cream. Ask her what kind of coffee she drinks at home, she'll pick Folgers, or Maxwell House, something generic, maybe spice it up with some sugar or milk. Then take the time to ask her what kind of man she would date. When she goes out, she gets ready, and has criteria to what she is looking for. Tall, dark, handsome, funny. But if she were going to class or work on Monday morning, she doesn't get as prepared to meet someone, so her criteria is lower. Male, maybe attractive, or possibly outgoing. It seems as though the more effort we put into ourselves (or our coffee selection) the more specialized it is. When we settle and don't try, are we settling for the more generic the man, or just passing the time until we can afford designer coffee?

i want aidan.

at least something like aidan....

okay. i finished at 5:15. with only 1630 words, but it said all that needed to be said. and hey, personally, i think more than 1600 words in like 3 hours is mighty impressive. i do believe congratulations are in order.

okay. yeah. it is 4:30. that gives me an hour. I have 1012 words, which leaves me with 988. I suck...

it is 2:30. I have more than 1800 words left to write in a paper. the paper is due at 6:00. i am utterly screwed.

Hrm, so little Mr. Colby is not being very nice to me I hear... he is apparently just always stuck on beating me... so looks like i will have to use random words and phrases to get people to come here, so here goes: Michael Jackson, arrested, Molly, Sydney, Lindsey, Chop Suey, Football, superbowl, tickets, half-time show, beer, Jackie Chan, Quotes, Vomit, Allegations, Child Molestation, XXX means liquor and porn, Retarted Animal Babies, I love you, Furby, Beanie Baby, fraud, college, scholarship, Britney spears, justin timberlake, alyssa milano, gwyneth paltrow, jared leto, cameron diaz, good ways to break up, this is all a scam, 20/20, dateline, soap opera, friends, pumpkin, thanksgiving, fix-it, bill gates, fortune 500... and the list can only continue, and i wish i could be grandiloquent, but i must stop and actually do my homework cause i am in college and the university of memphis. go tigers. rarrrr. yeah, enough of that i can no longer think of interesting words monica lewinsky to type that people will ebay actually search for. like those subliminal messages?

So shoot me, I wrote something. Tell me what you think.

Okay, so here I am sitting in the laundry room. Of the 14 washers that are in there, 2 are out of order. That leaves us with 12 washers to choose from. I get down there the same time as two big black girls. Out of the 12 washers down there, 11 are occupied, while 10 are out of time, just waiting for the owners of the clothes to come and throw them in the dryer. These two girls proceed to take the clothes our of 9 of these dryers so they can wash their own precious little clothes. I mean, that is understandable, but they could at least be a little bit nicer. I however, wait about 8 minutes, so that I can not get harassed by another big black girl when she comes down to the basement and sees that I have been throwing her clothes around. Hmm. Girls are so competitive when it comes to laundry, but this exact same scenario can come when it comes to girls going out with the objective of "snagging a boy". Three girls will go down to a party with a good 14 boys there. 2 of the boys are completely taken, and entirely devoted to their girlfriends, whom are also at the party. That leaves 12 boys for these three girls to choose from. Out of the twelve uncommitted boys, eleven of them have dates. Thus that one boy without a date, is thrilled to have any girl come up to him and call dibs on the poor boy. Thus the theory of the early bird always catching the worm proves to be true. Why is this? The first girl down, doesn't always mean she is the one that deserves this seemingly nice young man. Shouldn't it be the most qualified one that gains the eyes of the boy? Back to the 12 boys. They have dates, so some people would see them as off limits, whereas some girls who are more apt to take charge would just see them as if they were there to be won over by force from the more aggressive girl. Sometimes it isn't always the nicest or the most attractive girl that gains the boy, but rather the one who takes charge and approaches the boy first. It seems as though the boys are just settling when what seems more appealing is presented. They say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. In this day and age, is that true? Is $200 in a bond that can't be cashed in for 20 years, really worth more to us than if we were given $100 now? And if so, what really is our price?

So, it is 10:30 and here is what I need to do:

-laundry that must be done tonight
-Calculus project due at 10:20
-6 Computer labs due at 4:00
-2000 word Film paper due at 6:00

please all of you need to root for me so i can complete them all...

it has been decided....

You are 4% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Yay! Sister's boyfriend has a blog!

Are you a teen?
Are you past the teen years, but want to know how to relate to teens?
Are you a preteen, desperately trying to fit in with the teens you see?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then this is the site for you.

And all I can say, is for you to check out that breezy telling that chicken head to Bust Yo Grill all because of that butta. oh, and did anyone get the name of that ho-monga at that krunk party?

Boy oh boy, what a teen I am...

Have Mercy

So I was lookin through peoples away messages, and good ole Jordan's is as follows:

y how is my awa yeaddsse ggfonana pl.au me like that i lobe nashvuelle and gerren hkllls bceaue it si so lbeautyufgul sand cdoiol at teh dasme tijme

Gotta love whatever that says...

Yay for getting off work early. who does that make happy? me me me! oh, but if you are ever on Hwy. 70 in Memphis, make your way on over herrrre

Now I know that I really am master of the universe, thanks to her

1. Name five things in your refrigerator. Kool-aid Jammers, Water, Pimento cheese, yogurt, pepperoni.

2. Name five things in your freezer. uh, chicken enchilada hot pocket, some other kind of hot pocket, ice.... ice tray.... and a packet of ketchup maybe

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. makeup, hair straightener, lifetime supply of bandaids, cotton swabs, more shampoos than i'll ever need.

4. Name five things around your computer. my pillows, me, my quilt, paper, pens....

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet. face stuff, toothpaste, makeup, happy, eye makeup remover

yay. thanks to tammy for tempting me to go here

Women Rules

so do those really need to be followed?

1) Last Dream: gracious... i have absolutely no idea....

2) Last Car Ride: getting lost in the memphis ghetto tonight at like 11 with sydney and skidmarks

3) Last Kiss: let's just say it was a good while ago... that's all that is important, right?

4) Last Good Cry: about two weeks ago... not a good cry, but a cry nonetheless

5) Last Missing Library Book: i lost a book i checked out for that GAY poet project from ms green...

6) Last Movie Seen: Kill Bill Volume 1

7) Last Book Read: Invisible Monsters by Chuck Pahluniuk (sp?) (it's the guy who wrote Fight Club) but anyways, it is seriously one of the greatest books ever. I read it, finished it, put it down, and said wow for about thirty minutes straight. it is phenomenal

8) Last Curse Word Uttered: i don't curse mister. my shirt does, but that is another story....

9) Last Beverage Drank: white chocolate mocha

10) Last Food Consumed: something little debbie....

11) Last Crush: soulmate probably....

12) Last Phone Call: sissy this afternoon

13) Last TV Show Watched: sex and the city! duh

14) Last Item Bought: coffee

15) Last Time Showered: yesterday afternoon (ewww)

16) Last Shoes Worn: my white flip flops (which are totally falling apart... send me money)

17) Last CD played: i think it was the wedding singer soundtrack...

18) Last Song Downloaded: i don't steal music you theives!

19) Last Annoyance: hm...

20) Last Disappointment: you

21) Last Soda Drank: coke

22) Last Thing Written: i made a grocery list (by made, i mean put one thing on it, then got distracted by something shiny)

23) Last Key Used: my room key? or the key to your heart... it's really a toss-up...

24) Last Words Spoken: "lindsey we are done"

25) Last Trip To The Bathroom: 2 minutes ago

26) Last Sleep: 8 am

27) Last Time Dancing: for real? who knows... for fun? 10 minutes ago in my room...

30) Last Weird Encounter: uh.... the construction workers whistling today... the man asking for dana.... the boy talking to me and lindsey today.... the huge construction workers who told me i was "too ***** fine and I knew it"

31) Last Store Shopped At: kroger.

32) Last Ice Cream Eaten: i haven't had ice cream in forever! oh no! oh... chili's cake...ohmygod, buy me that cake, and i will be your slave. no joke.

33) Last Time Amused: sex and the city maybe.... i heart aidan

34) Last Time Wanting To Die: let's not get on that subject...

35) Last Time In Love: .... some of you know when, if you want to know otherwise, ask me and we'll talk...

36) Last Time Hugged: emily attacked me with a hug yesterday....

37) Last Time Scolded: by the post office lady today...

38) Last Time Resentful: i don't know

39) Last Chair Sat In: uh, the chair in sex class... i'm more of a bed person (that sounds a wee bit bad)

40) Last Lipstick Used: mk and a lip gloss yo. grape and watermelon are good... mmm....

41) Last Underwear Worn: wouldn't you like to know... if you really care, you can ask.

42) Last Bra Worn: read the above response dork.

43) Last cigarette: dude, i had one of the bubble gum ones (where you blow out powdered sugar "smoke") like a month ago

44) Last Clothing Bought: my tomato shirt from urban outfitters. (ask me about it- it is the FUNNIEST shirt EVER)

45) Last Alcoholic Drink: uhh....

46) Last Party Thrown: can i count prom dinner? otherwise there is a party in my pants everynight, um, i mean...

47) Last Perfume Used: clinique happy

48) Last Vacation: austin! to see my tammy!

49) Last Gift Received: my clubbing ensemble (complete with fake nails and weave) from sissy

50) Last Gift Given: my love to all of you (aww, how sweet) um, no.... i don't give people things, i keep everything for myself.

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lookie lookie sydney. i knew i was like them sex and the city girls!

Don't buy a house from this person

so here i am working on making this prettier. i am getting closer. html is hard. never ever should you do it. NEVER

who has time to do homework when you are busy filling out surveys like this?

[Your name spelled backwards] yllom
[Where were your parents born] mississippi
[The last thing you downloaded onto your PC?] lindsey's "picture"
[What's your favorite restaurant?] mmm... merchants or carrabas or sonic....
[Last time you swam in a pool?] when i tried walking on water at church camp
[Have you ever been in a school play?] no, i'm a church play kind of gal
[How many kids do you want?] 2ish
[Type of music you dislike most?] phil collins and techno (thanks lindsey)
[Are you registerd to vote?] i'm not 18 you ho
[Do you have cable?] yes
[Have you ever riden on a Moped?] no
[Ever prank call anybody?] nope
[Ever get a parking ticket?] not parking...
[Would you bungee jump or go sky diving?] sky dive
[Furthest place you've ever traveled] hawaii or bahamas
[Do you have a garden?] my momma does... im in a dorm room genius
[Know all the words to your national anthem?] probably
[Bath or shower, morning or night?] shower at night, im not a fan of bathing in my own filth....
[Best movie you've seen in the past month?] can sex and the city count?
[Favorite pizza toppings?] cheese
[Chips or popcorn?] popcorn
[What color lipstick do you usually wear?] no lipsticks, i wear mk and a lip gloss like no other... mm.. the watermelon kind is good....
[Have you ever smoked peanut shells?] no....
[Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?] yeah, but i was kicked out due to fowl play
[orange juice or apple juice] both mixed together....
[Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?] sydney and sonic
[Favorite type chocolate bar?] ghiradhelli
[Have you ever won a trophy?] i got a plaque for soccer.... better than a stupid trophy...
[Are you a good cook?] i like my food...
[Do you know how to pump your own gas?] yes, im not as stupid as lindsey
[Sprite or 7-up?] neither
[Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?] yes, huge red shirts and tiny black shorts and roller skates.... how embarrassing
[Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?] my medicine
[Ever throw up in public?] well i mean, i go to the bathroom...
[Being a millionaire or finding true love] love because lord knows i will never be a millionaire anyway
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] lust at first sight yes, love no
[Ever call a 1-900 #?] nope
[Can ex's be friends?] yeah, not at first though
[Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?] maybe, but it's all falling out now
[What message is on your answering machine?] sydney's brother saying "call me back call me back" to the glade plug-in song
[What's your all time favorite SNL character?] jack handey
[What was the name of your first pet?] bert the cat
[What is in your purse?] keys, wallet, phone, checkbook, pictures, nail files, lip gloss, pencils, pens, cashmoney.... ill stop now....
[Favorite thing to do before bedtime?] brush mah teeth
[What is one thing you are grateful for today?] mmm.... white chocolate mocha
[What is one thing you want people to know about you?] to vote for me in the world domination election
1. What's on your bedside table? books, glasses, cds, laptop, latest issues of cosmo and glamour, remotes, alarm clock, cell phone
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection? 'worlds greatest mix cd by mari' and my christmas mix cd
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night? sweet tea and turkey sandwiches
5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? hmm.....
6. Do you have a completely irrational fear? failure. and bugs.
7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?> when i punch you in the face... i mean....
8. Do you ever have to beg? for lindsey to shut up
9. Do you have too many love interests? is zero too many?
10. Do you know anyone famous? chris rice is kinda famous...
11. Describe your bed. sheets, pillows, me
12. Spontaneous or plan? plan to be spontaneous
13. Who should play you in a movie about your life? jackie chan
14. Do you know how to play poker? not well enough...
15. What do you carry with you at all times? phone, keys, credit card and id
16. How do you drive? at least i dont run cars into houses
17. What do you miss most about being little? everything being so easy, and playing dress up, oh, i still do that....
18. Are you happy with your given name? sure, why not
19. What color is your bedroom? yellow, but my dorm room is whiteish
20. What was the last song you were listening to? bye, bye, bye
21. Have you ever been in a school play? for the second time, no
22. Have you ever been in love? yes...
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? sure
25. Do you think you're cute? the better question is do you think i am cute?
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? sometimes

*Name Four Things That You Wish You Had*
1. a million bucks
2. an eyebrow piercing
3. my own urban outfitters
4. more clothes and shoes
*Name Four Scents You Love*
1. clinique happy
2. abercrombie perfume
3. cinnamon rolls
4. polo sport (on boys that is)
*Name Four Things You'd Never Wear in Public*
1. anything lindsey owns
2. "jelly shoes"
3. anything silver
4. gold high heels, oh wait, i wear those.....
*Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now*
1. that i get to go to austin in two days
2. how everyone from back home is doing
3. i need a manicure
4. Watching Sex and the City
*Name Four Things That You Have Done Today*
1. overslept
2. went to wal-greens
3. found my waist-hip ratio
4. got out my suitcase thing
*Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought*
1. shampoo
2. caffiene pills for lindsey
3. sweet tea
4. potty training ribbon
*Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink*
1. sweet tea
2. Water
3. milk
4. juice
*Second Grade Teacher's Name? ~Mrs. Sadler
*Last Words You Said: - ~ "What is something funny that I can say the last thing I said was?"
*Last Song You Sang? - Cake- The Distance
*Last Person You Hugged? - someone in nashville from fbc probable....
*Last Thing You Laughed At? - Lindsey
*Last Time You Cried? - saturday
*What's In Your CD Player? - empire records
*What Color Socks Are You Wearing? - uh, none
*What's Under Your Bed? - clothes, sheets, towels, food (it's all organized)
*What Time Did You Wake Up Today? - 11:20 AM
*Current Taste? - uh.... sweet tea?
*Current Hair? - eh.. kinda maybe longer brown hair, a little bit layered....
*Current Clothes? - express tanktop with sheer red thermal AE shirt over it, AE slate skirt.
*Current Annoyance? - how one fingernail on my left hand is too short
*Current Longing? - for friday to be here
*Current Desktop Picture? - picture of me praying from church camp
*Current Worry? - that i'll sleep through class again tomorrow
*Current Hate? - jessica simpson
*Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex? - teeth/mouth, or calf muscles
*Last CD You Bought? - john mayer (please don't stone me)
*Favorite Place To Be? - amongst friends
*Least Favorite Place? - memphis
*Time You Wake Up In The Morning? - 9:00ish (minus today)
*If You Could Play An Instrument? - guitar
*Favorite Color? - pink, or yellow, or green, or blue, or black, or white.....
*How Tall Are You? - 5'6"ish
*Current Favorite Word/Saying? - "you are such a ho"
*Favorite Season? - spring, or autumn
*One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To: - natalie wilson, or laura thompson, perhaps even charity law
*Favorite Day? - wednesday, or friday
*Where Would You Like To Go? - rhode islan
*What Is Your Career Going To Be Like? - high school math teacher (in other words: poor)
*How Many Kids Do You Want? - twoish, but i'll have to get back to you on that once the husband and i discuss it
*Favorite Car? - lexus SC430 or jeep grand cherokee, or xterra
*A Random Lyric: - "Straight up now tell me do you wanna love me forever?"

2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days. 2 days.

yay!

congratualtions to matt and moriah on their engagement.

yeah. i've moved onto sucky xanga. (i know, i know, i am ashamed). I am waiting to make this one prettier, then i will be back. don't worry. but for now you can find me at:
http://www.xanga.com/iamhips

tammy makes me sad

SooshiMooshi: molly, i wish i was your derivative

SooshiMooshi: you know, so i could be tangent to your curves, baby

SooshiMooshi: hahaha :-$

SooshiMooshi: :) i love you

I can't believe I feel this way. Over a boy. i am crying. i hate crying. and over a boy? what is wrong with me? i don't deserve to feel like this. he shouldn't be making me feel like this. and now i can't stop crying. maybe it is because i am pms-ing or a girl or something, but this SUCKS. goodness, it is so frustruating. i cant believe it is happening. and now here i am, taking a break from cleaning my room, and crying uncontrollably, typing the same things over and over. and all over a boy who doesn't care that i exist. ahh. it is like self-flagellation. why do we girls care for boys that don't care for us? why do we hurt ourselves? why do we cry over this? why do i cry over this? and i am in college. i am supposed to be mature. i am supposed to have things in perspective. but no, instead of being reasonable, i cry over a boy...

so me and tammy are funny girls... here ya go pal...


Kristy1975: see, i am glad i switched over to sucky xanga
SooshiMooshi: ew xanga eats my ass
Kristy1975: yeah, says it is tasty
SooshiMooshi: haha
SooshiMooshi: yum
Kristy1975: dude, tennessee lost, titans lost, memphis lost. if i like football, i'd be bummed
SooshiMooshi: jeez. tennessee just sucks today
SooshiMooshi: what is up with that?
Kristy1975: it's cooler than you'll ever be you whore
SooshiMooshi: damn. that was harsh
Kristy1975: 5 days 5 days 5 days 5 days 5 days 5 days 5 days
SooshiMooshi: woohoo!
Kristy1975: well i am a harsh girl
SooshiMooshi: dude im so excitied
Kristy1975: dude, so am i
Kristy1975: i love urban outfitters
SooshiMooshi: haha
SooshiMooshi: me too!
Kristy1975: and you!
Kristy1975: hehe
SooshiMooshi: and cheesecake factory!
SooshiMooshi: aww yay!!
Kristy1975: and our high school yearbooks!
Kristy1975: wahoo!
Kristy1975: you know what is really cool?
Kristy1975: we aren't in high school
SooshiMooshi: yeah i know!! that is so cooul
SooshiMooshi: cool, even
Kristy1975: eh, maybe cooul
SooshiMooshi: coul
SooshiMooshi: cule
SooshiMooshi: kool!
Kristy1975: no
Kristy1975: never with a k
Kristy1975: never ever
Kristy1975: or we are no longer friends
SooshiMooshi: okay im sorry
Kristy1975: kewl is okay, but only on kristmas
SooshiMooshi: haha
Kristy1975: yay, i crack myself up
SooshiMooshi: like an... egg
SooshiMooshi: sorry
Kristy1975: too bad you dont crack me up loser
SooshiMooshi: oh... ill crack something up
Kristy1975: i'll crack yo sorry *** up
SooshiMooshi: haha
Kristy1975: hehe, what if you picked me up at the airport, and I was wearing a FUBU jersey? and I was all ghettofied
Kristy1975: and I had gone to a tanning bed, so I looked like...... TINA MERRILL?
Kristy1975: oh, wait,m ,you already look like her
Kristy1975: but back to my fubu question
SooshiMooshi: i would walk away and leave you at the airport by yourself
Kristy1975: aw
SooshiMooshi: haha
SooshiMooshi: no i wouldnt
Kristy1975: i know
Kristy1975: you'd ask to borrow my j. lo jeans
SooshiMooshi: i would make you take off that fubu jacket and then i would hit you with it
SooshiMooshi: true..
Kristy1975: last night i went to kroger and bought us
Kristy1975: and the lady ringing me up was asking about j. lo
Kristy1975: and i said yeah, she looks just like me
SooshiMooshi: haha
Kristy1975: the woman looked at me real confused
Kristy1975: thought i was crazy
Kristy1975: clearly she forgot how to laugh
Kristy1975: i felt sorry for her
SooshiMooshi: haha
SooshiMooshi: that *is* sad
Kristy1975: hm, just like *astrixes* are sad
Kristy1975 : i have the munchies
Kristy1975 : and i have to pee
SooshiMooshi : molly have you been smoking up?
Kristy1975 : and i am ghettoway
Kristy1975: yes, i have been smoking up
Kristy1975 : because i am so HOTT
SooshiMooshi : you are a freak
Kristy1975 : and you get to hang out with this freak in 5 days
Kristy1975 : so you better be nice, because i can always "miss" my flight missy
SooshiMooshi : haha

SooshiMooshi: right right
SooshiMooshi: no urban outfitters/ cheesecake factory for you!
Kristy1975: ill cheesecake your factory
SooshiMooshi: ooh please?
Kristy1975: gee, can't you wait for a few more days
Kristy1975: takes way too much html to do online
SooshiMooshi:
SooshiMooshi: true true
SooshiMooshi: like you know html anyway
Kristy1975: hey
Kristy1975: i know how to copy and paste
SooshiMooshi: oooh right
Kristy1975: and i know how to integrate
Kristy1975: which is what i must do now
SooshiMooshi: okay captain calc
Kristy1975: that's me... one day, it will be captain c's, not captain d's. you'll come to me to get your fish woman. just you wait.
Kristy1975: and with that comment, i'm out. lata playa hata. peace.
SooshiMooshi: toodles

have you guys seen that quizno's commercial?

about being raised by wolves?

ha. that makes me happy.

calculus sucked a big one today.... he yelled at us for being morons that don't know algebra, seeing as to half of the class got less than 10/40 on the last quiz (and no i was not in that half) so yeah, suck suck suck.

sex class, on the other hand, was really interesting today...

you know how on average, people are dating/engaged for about a year before they get married? yeah, welll that is genetically/subconsciously put into us, so that the male can make sure the female is not pregnant with someone else's child. isn't that interesting? and the whole idea of the honeymoon, is so the male can stictly dominate the woman's time. So they can strictly have sex, because all he genetically wants to do is impregnate her. Oh, and also, love is irrational, mainly it is there just as security so you can dominate your mates reproductiveness. Like, it is really unnecessary and is all hormones and in the long term doesn't mean all that much. Love is irrational.... how interesting... I think i like this class a whole bunch....